When life gives you lemons….

Don’t open a lemonade shop like my father did.

Everybody’s getting lemons all the time. For free.

What was he thinking?

People are so damned positive these days,lemonade is everywhere .

You know what happened?

My father filled his van with his useless lemons and drove off a cliff.

Here’s a photo of him relaxing in happier times :

Your damned positivity killed my father.

So when life gives you lemons think about that.