Be Honest Let’s face it. You have to do it. You have been told not to do it all your life. You try not to be caught doing it. You are shouted at when you are seen doing it. You do it in the car a lot. I’ve seen you. STOP When you get […]
but the penis mightier than the sword William Shakespeare Re-enactment Each year the mayor held a medieval re-enactment at Bamburgh castle. A famous castle, directly on the coast at Northumberland, in North East England. The battle was set up at the front of the keep, towards the Neville Tower. If you looked out to […]
Follow up to Heavens Servers hacked Spawn Alert I have spent the longest time trying to convince people. I was fortunate enough to know Bill Gates before his Microsoft gig. We both started small, working from our garage at the start. I was still working in my garage until last year. I didn’t quite […]
The parka coat. The Parka coat was parta the school uniform. You had to buy one. My old school had a long run of classrooms, from 1 to about 30, the boys cloakroom at one end and the girls at the other. The boys cloakroom was, down a few steps opposite classroom number two. […]
Without delving into religions and beliefs but instead free falling into whimsy, I’d always thought I’d like to come back as a cat living in my house. until I realised I would no longer be here to fuss, spoil, pamper and talk to myself. I wouldn’t be able to ride atop my own shoulders […]
Follow up to Heavens got email – read it first or again to remind yourself. Inbox Heavens inbox is always full while the the devil and demons play. Sending out constant spawn to inboxes all over the world He’s got those demons working hard, tricking souls into a heaven on earth for an eternity in […]
Celebrity is as celebrity does. The very fact that you’re asking may indicate: a) you don’t know either. b) we are both at a loss as to your identity. c) you’re not carrying photo I.D and a compact mirror to remind yourself. This is a nicer problem to have though and easily remedied. If you’re […]
A disabled man in his 60’s was left badly shaken today after being involved in an accident. The police weren’t called. The driver of the perambulator; said to be using her phone at the time, can’t be named for legal reasons and left the scene of the incident. Whilst struggling but making steady progress using […]
For someone weaned and raised on cartoons where the princess always married the prince; if she wore two shoes and ate poisonous apples, Or who chanted rhymes about rowing boats on streams in a life that was but a dream, – which may have been possible in the early 70s with the aid of LSD. […]
‘They’ say, “The best way to a mans’ heart is through his stomach” Not for Miss Dennehy it seemed. She pleaded guilty to the Peterborough ditch murders and seemed annoyed at being asked to return to court “I pleaded guilty and that’s that. I’m not coming back down here again just to say the same […]
