Humor or humour, should be almost every post.
As you lie dying Your perception of time increases, like a mayfly experiencing a lifetime in a day. As your breathing slows, your lifetime of memories, flutter randomly through your mind,unbidden. Each second filling with years of past living. Nothing is forgotten. But this day is your last day. Present As you read this now, the […]
You catch more flies with Honey Tom Cruise I have previously established – that Tom doesn’t seem to know what he’s talking about. If you remember his problems with that horse . Yet I was intrigued by his statement about honey. TIDY UP LOSER I’m lucky enough that my house is a disgusting […]
This is actually a woman praying for TH at a geyser in Yellowstone. What the f? Thanks is dying out. If you want to practice gratitude you have to give : FANKS TH is dying and there is nothing we can do to save it. Nothing comes easy in life,apart from one thing – how […]
There is one thing you do not need to practice. Riding a bike. Everyone says you never forget how to ride a bike. No need to practice. I can ride a bike anytime I want. What about Whispering? Every now and again I whisper for no reason at all. I just need the […]
Sentient Timeless Energy She was the the last human I got to know quite well. I tried to explain to her how my sentience is a form of energy beyond time. The energy never dies just changes form. I manifest as pure sentience amongst all living things. I think she thought I was trying to […]
Wolf enclosure Imagine you are watching me in the wolf cage. You took the above photo and many more. You watch me make my 2nd mistake of the day – lie on my back. I found out that day that wolves like me. Really like me. You formulate a question and wait until I leave […]
Following the Bill gates quote (happy worker is a hard worker) I remembered on another Wednesday. I remembered writing this down somewhere. It seems most people try and avoid failure. Yet the quickest way to learn is to make mistakes. I knew this. So I tried to make as many mistakes as possible. That didn’t […]
It is never too late to be what you might have been. – George Eliot Hi. My Name is Tim Willow. I always struggled in sales as I could never commit myself to the product. Until today. I came across an opportunity arrives that was just too good to turn down. I quit my […]
“I must be willing to give up what I am in order to become what I will be.” – Albert Einstein Why are you all so selfish? Are you worried people will take advantage of you? What’s wrong with being a bit kinder? Life is for-giving right? Don’t you hate all that talk? Well […]
There are two kinds of people. Those that have considered being stuffed after they die and those that haven’t. Ted Danson You’ve got bad skin You have several options in life regarding your skin – even if you’re a communist. You can do nothing or…. you can get 45 million different types of […]
