First Bite Not all fruits are funny. Look at the apple. Where are the jokes? This apple went into a bar.. No it didn’t. It’s an apple. See? The first bite of the apple led to the knowledge of good and evil. Comedy came just after as a way to handle the horror of that […]
This is my first Sponsored post. Please feel free to check my affiliations. As a blogger,especially a humour blogger, the first thing you learn is people just can’t help sending you free products. I have had so many nookmark bookmarks I was able to build a house extension with the bamboo they are made out […]
Hello? Yes. Hi. My battery is a bit low, I can’t talk long. They’ve also turned me to stone. Yes, the medusa. My mistake,really. It’s not too bad. I have a great view. I’m at Castle Howard Yes where they filmed Brideshead Revisited Ugh. I think a dog is going to piss on my plinth. […]
After I died I moved into a realm of pure thought. My wandering was over yet my worrying had just begun. I realised one thing. Every thought that ever existed exists as energy eternally. Every positive thought creates an angel. I noticed more and more beings surround me as my thoughts manifested. Thousands and thousands […]
To some life is about success, accumulating money, I failed at that. I even failed at killing. that’s how useless I am. Getting one over on other people, gives a fleeting feeling of joy,superiority. You can become powerful, living in your temporary freedom with all your wealth. Ruled by your ego with all the illusions […]
Anecdote Provision Service – Jobs Available Now As part of my work for the Anecdote Provision Service (APS) it is my pleasure to share with you another opportunity. Purely for the simple,bored and mindless. I present you with a choice of anecdotes. Don’t use them all at once. Save it for when someone looks […]
As we all know March 5th is remember your hobo day. You remember your hobo, right? Everyone has known at least one. They’re called Tramps in England. A bunch of other stuff has different names in America. We’ve all had that discussion right? It’s a boot. It’s a tap. It’s a fanny. Lets skip it […]
I’ve made a few mistakes in my life. I sold my soul to the Devil, closed the car door right onto my thumb and once turned my finger green with burns while cooking. It ended up as a happy accident as I discovered the Devil’s affiliate scheme. I signed up immediately. My blogging really took […]
It is impossible to have a drink in a glass without an argument. Without some fool making a comment. I even had to draw the blinds,people were peering through the windows. Trying to see how much was in it. Telling me there’s a reason why . I just could not handle the scrutiny. I told […]
I couldn’t possibly consider that you aren’t. You’re not that foolish to spend your time on less important things are you? I grant you some sense. Lets face it I’m fascinating. I’m the only color in your drab world. You can’t admit it. As Ru Paul says, “Your fear of looking stupid is making you […]
