Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde
I read this quote and I thought, for one day only, I would say what I thought without restriction to everyone I met.
I would be completely myself,without a mask.
I stayed in the house the first day and didn’t see anybody.
I decided to run the experiment for a second day.
It was an unusual Tuesday as I had things to do.
I normally fill my diary with no things as I like to stick to what I know best.
Peeper
As I leave the house I normally have a peep.
If the neighbours aren’t there – I am free to leave without risk of conversation.
They’re not bad people – I am the bad one. I’m a peeper.
Today was the second day of the experiment so I had to make sure I met people.
I had a quick peep and I could see one of the very same – a person -who also seemed to be an exact copy of my neighbour- inflating his car tyres.
No Mask.
hey Chris – you’re getting fat. I looked at you from upstairs yesterday – looks like you’re getting bald – How’s your wife doing after she ran off with that police officer?
The truth hurts
It’s strange, I thought as I lay on the floor while he continued to hit me. I can’t remember ever inflating my car tires. Perhaps it’s something I should be doing regularly.
The rebel fish 
I think you’re confusing mask with filter. You should always filter your thoughts on the way to your mouth… it’s much less painful that way.
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So I don’t have to wear a mask all day? That will help with my breathing problems
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For you? I suggest both… and in double layers.
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Hey! 😀
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The truth hurts. Quite often the person telling it!
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But it felt so good 🙂
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Well deserved!
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Oh, dear! Too funny! You will have to wear a suit of armour the next time you leave the house. 😀
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I like the idea. I’m sure Henry VIII left a few lying around that won’t be missed.
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Can’t stop laughing at all of your comments. Loved Peter’s comments 🙂 as well as yours 🙂
Suggest next time you might choose someone other than your neighbor for your own safety 😀
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I like Peters comments myself 🙂 but I didn’t know anyone else’s wife who ran off with a policeman. And I didn’t want to walk that far.,Oscar Wilde didn’t say to walk round the corner first…
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Love your navel’s eye view of the world. Very funny.
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Thank you 🙂 Although I don’t recommend emulation…. but if you do insist, I’d be happy to read more about it 🙂
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Cranial rectal inversion.
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I am now trying to forget how to read…
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Snarky comments aside, very fun post
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😁
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