Went for a short walk yesterday during the lockdown.
We’re allowed a walk.
Heard this shouting from a couple of streets over.
People are even more annoying than usual, I find…
Theres a six feet exclusion zone now.
Great. Now I have to let people get closer to me than ever.
It’s usually 15 or 20 feet.’Pauline’ he shouted. Again. Again.
Is it his dogs name? Who calls their dog Pauline?.
Paulie? Mollie?
Has he lost his young daughter?
The noise seemed to be getting further away, says my wife.
That’s because we’re walking, I said.
He didn’t stop.
We took a turn,up a hill. Suddenly out of an alley a young man sprang out.
Looked like he climbed out of a chimney 100 years ago.
‘PAULINE’
We stopped walking,feeling threatened, our exclusion zone was down to 20 feet..
He stopped and stared straight at us.
‘Have you seen a parrot?’ He said.
Oh,we realised. He was shouting ‘Polly’
So this was our walk in the great lockdown of 2020, the end of the world for many.
Our world started a slow ending over a year ago,yet here we are,walking,looking for a lost parrot.
Stay safe everyone,let me know if you see a parrot.
The rebel fish 
Lol this made me laugh
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It made us laugh too, after he’d gone!
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Lol
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This was hilarious. MIssion accomplished. 🙂
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Seems like some good people are still here 🙂 I even got reblogged ,thx 🙂
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Reblogged this on e-Quips and commented:
The brighter, lighter side of social distancing….
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Great you’re back! You’ve been missed and you still got it! No parrots here tho. Sorry Pollie maybe tomorrow you’ll wanna settle down. 🎶🎶😁🏝
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Thanks 🙂 looking forward to our next walk. That was my favourite theme tune ever.
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Me too. It was very catchy.
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Aye, those parrots can be pesky! Happy to see you again!
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Thanks, I’ll try and do a few more. This one was easy as it happened yesterday!
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There you are! We haven’t heard from you in so long I feared the virus…. or that pesky parrot…had gotten you. Welcome back! Or as close as you can get these days.
😉
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A spontaneous reappearance like a pandemic of parrots in a real pea-souper. There,gone,did it really happen?
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And are you really a blogger at all…. or just a disgruntled parrot?
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Scared to look. I don’t do mirrors, so I might be. Although a rubbish one as I havent mastered flying yet
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But thx 🙂
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There was no chicken to be had anywhere. What can I say!
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Like a bad penny, good old Pete 🙂
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Stay safe and well!
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Thanks, we’re in a 12 week lockdown, you too!
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Still able to go for a walk and for essential shopping, but for how long is anybody’s guess.
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I started to read it to the tune of Jolene in the middle of it. “Pauline, Pauline, Pauline, Pauline! I’m begging of you, have you seen my parrot?” 🐓
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Like it,until you put he song in my head and now I cant get rid of it!
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Isn’t it wonderful that in the midst of the greatest crisis to face our generation a parrot named Polly can occupy yours and our minds for a brief but funny moment LOL.
Perhaps you could do a name it to tame it contest for the coronavirus?
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I wonder if he ever found his parrot…
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