When I told my wife about my writers block she told me I should kill my darlings.
I thought she cared about our children more than that.
Happy wife,happy life as they say.
I just go along with her as it’s so much easier.
Halfway through my prison term I realised she was talking about brevity.
I should cut the fat out of my writing in order to further the story.
I guess the lesson she should carry through to her next life is not to be so ambiguous.
Prison is great for writing though.
It’s amazing how unexpected events in life turn out to be amazing opportunities.
Did you read this? Are you blonkers?