“I haven’t heard that before”


Young and Dumb


As a youngster I lived in a street of terraced houses.

We used to go the end of the block and throw a tennis ball at the gable end of the last house.

The game was to get the ball to hit the wall and the ground at the same time.

It bounces back at double the force.

Whoever caught it would get the next throw.

The game got even better when Mr Bunn came out to shout at us.

The tennis ball sounded throughout his house.

Nothing better than making strangers shout at you when you’re a kid.

“Are you a baker?” One of us would say.

“I haven’t heard that before,” he would say, “That’s original.”

He would ask us nicely to stop.

We pretended we would but we knew the game hadn’t ended.

We started up again.

Mr Bunn would  come out again shouting,really angry.

He would run at us and try and take our tennis ball. We would run away laughing.

Next day we would start again.

The game got even better when we found out his first name was Arthur.

Arthur Bunn.

We made that guys life hell.

We got older, Mr Bunn lost his hair and so did our tennis ball.

I kept the balding ball as a keepsake of my childhood.


Growing Up


We still hung out on the gable end of Mr Bunn’s house.

We would shout out – “Hey it’s the master baker.”

Calling him names for something we were all doing.


Occasionally we got alcohol or some smokes. Sometimes a couple of girls from school would hang out with us for a bit.

The noise of the tennis ball was replaced with the noise of us having fun.

Mr Bunn,bald as he was, looked older now when we saw him.

He didn’t come out at us like he used to. He looked old.


Je ne regrette rien


Life moved on and I left home for college.  I didn’t think of him much at all.

Years later my mother told me what happened to Mr. Bunn.

His wife had died in a fire in the village bakery before I was born.

All those years, Mr Bunn never said a word to our parents to make us stop.

We played that game nearly every day.

Did he think we knew how his wife died?


Childhood Memories


After college I moved back to my village . Mr Bunn had died, old before his time.

I still walk past his old house  everyday trying to get a job in town.

My friends  all moved on, I never see them now.

I remember the random cruelty of our childhood and I remember Mr Bunn.

If only we’d known about his wife sooner.

We really could have made fun of him.

Tim Willow

I could never give an ending  that cruel, but sometimes our endings decide themselves.

But happy worker Harry is a true story.

I try to remember those childhood days, the things I did wrong.

Not knowing,not caring or showing consideration for others.

Whether you have a fictional bald tennis ball or just a memory, the pains we carry from

those days, mark the path towards knowing what is right.

I eventually had to leave my village to get work.

Nobody would employ me. I figure they all thought I knew about the fire and Mr Bunn’s wife.

I really hope Mr Bunn doesn’t send me an email from heaven.

Another life lesson,if I was capable of learning.

I struggle to tie my shoes if I’m honest.

This is dawn over Robberg Nature Reserve In Plettenburg Bay,South Africa.
One of the most temperate places in the world.
I’ve been in the caves where evidence of Stone age man was found. I felt quite at home.


18 thoughts on ““I haven’t heard that before”

  1. It could have been anyone, anywhere, any time. It still is, all over the world.
    Somewhere, some little irk, or is it erk? will be annoying the hell out of some older person. Some of us never get past that stage do we Tim??????!!
    Great story by the way.

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    • I do believe you are an older person… so maybe you can answer that one for me 🙂 but happens a lot. Hoping they grow out of it is usually the best way. The kids move away, all that stuff. But never buy a house at the end of the street is my motto. I remember Mr Bunn.

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  2. Like you said, it it is true in different variations – in my neighborhood, it was sawing off mailboxes of a particular neighbor nobody liked and torturing him in so many ways. There was no reason …

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