I’m only asking as I just discovered a half inch square piece of cheese.
The last time I ate cheese was last Sunday.
Since then I must have seen several hundred people.
I was wearing pants everyday but one.
Not one single person mentioned the cheese in my hair.
Fear of offence
I’m not a scary person, so it can’t be that.
It must be because people are so polite.
There isn’t a widely known way to mention a half inch cube of cheese stuck in someone’s hair without causing offence.
After much thought, I have not removed the cheese.
I am going to keep it for another week and will retrace my steps.
This time will be different.
I am going to go up to people and ask them if I look all right, giving them an opportunity to mention the cheese.
I will say “Don’t worry, I won’t be offended.” to placate their concerns.
All those years working on my mad stare will finally pay off.
We all know WWJD – but what would you say to me if you noticed my hair cheese?
What forgotten food items have you found about your person?