
I’m only asking as I just discovered a half inch square piece of cheese.
The last time I ate cheese was last Sunday.
Since then I must have seen several hundred people.
I was wearing pants everyday but one.
Not one single person mentioned the cheese in my hair.
Fear of offence
I’m not a scary person, so it can’t be that.
It must be because people are so polite.
There isn’t a widely known way to mention a half inch cube of cheese stuck in someone’s hair without causing offence.
Cheese Removal
After much thought, I have not removed the cheese.
I am going to keep it for another week and will retrace my steps.
This time will be different.
I am going to go up to people and ask them if I look all right, giving them an opportunity to mention the cheese.
I will say “Don’t worry, I won’t be offended.” to placate their concerns.
All those years working on my mad stare will finally pay off.
We all know WWJD – but what would you say to me if you noticed my hair cheese?
What forgotten food items have you found about your person?
I imagine your wife must be very practiced in telling you about any pieces of food on your body, XD.
Perhaps she would consider teaching a master class in this art? I would gladly sign up as my room mate is always telling me she is saving that morsel on her chest for a snack later. It would be really useful if I could tell her about any morsels she’s overlooked. 🙂
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Is my hair part of my body? I’m not sure. Theres nothing wrong with spilling food all over yourself imo. In a life full of surprises, what’s wrong with an extra surprise?
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I would probably say, “Would you care for some bread to go with that cheese?” or “Pears pair well with cheese.”
My hair is quite long and occasionally there are bits of seaweed and the occasional odd fish.
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🙂 Crackers may be better than bread. Between all the readers we may have a full meal. Why is the fish odd? Strange opinions ?
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Crackers with sesame seeds! Yes, and behaving in a rather fishy manner. Very suspicious. 😀
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I’m worried that this animal product will go to waste. Still, you’ve found a new way to age it… Cheddar, I presume?
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It went to to waste. Cheddar is best for hair keeping dify cheese is a problem as summer arrives…
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Dify. I know how that happened. Unless it’s a word I don’t know?
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Strange auto correct.. should be soft … A bit dify in the warm weather…
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My fetish for nibbling hair would come in very handy here.
Talking of hair, I once found a rabbit nestling in my crotch. Very tasty in a pie – the rabbit I mean!
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There are some things you wish you didn’t know. 🙂
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This reckless abuse of cheese must stop. Next thing you know there will be sausage behind your ear and mustard under your arm. You’ll be a walking appetizer plate and that won’t end well for anyone.
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There was a TV program the other day. A German trying it explain an English breakfast. It ended up as ‘your morning sausage’
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Cheese in your hair. Perhaps, you need to work on your aim. If you are eating your meals like a corn hole game, you are going to have more than cheese problems. Is there a mirror in your house?
I would say “Dude. WHY do you have cheese in your hair? Is there something you want to tell me? Was it a fight? Wild sex? A sex fight? New fashion item?”
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🙂 see that’s a true friend. Saving me from embarrassment.
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Heh. I’d want someone to tell me…at some point…after the laughter subsides.
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I think it was Mick Fleetwood said that he realised that Peter Green started to lose it when he would see him the next day and he still had a piece o cheese in his hair.. That’s LSD for you. Hair-cheese seems somehow less important 🙂
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Have mercy…
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I would assume it’s just the latest fashion trend of which I am hopelessly unaware.
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Everyone ends up doing it eventually, that’s just the way it works . You’ll probably not even realise
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Have you read the book who stole my cheese? Very inspiring.
QP
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But I think I will.
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Somewhere a mouse is pining to make your acquaintance. I’m guessing it is a piece of dry cheese or you would be quite odiferous after a week.
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I am sure I would get used to it, although I have heard that that some cracker barrel is still edible after 1,000 years..
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Sounds like cockroach bait to me, since they are also supposed to be indestructible.
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Could be. I’ll take a bite and get back to you
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Do that please.
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I worked with an old hippie-kind of a guy who had a long beard and long hair. Another workmate came up to me and whispered, “He’s got a LEAF in his hair and he doesn’t even know it”
So, I got up, went to his office and said, “Sit still”… and removed the leaf. That’s what friends do.
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True. I have been surprised (disappointed) in the past by how many wouldn’t mention things like this. Either fictional cheese situations or real leaf ones
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I enjoyed this post a lot. 🙂
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Thank you. Do you want a piece of cheese? 🙂
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Haha, always.
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