Wink yourself to Winning


Struggling with your weight?


Welcome to the Good News Club


Good news :

Winking is exercise.

I close my eyes at 9pm open them again at 8am.

1 Wink.

If I have a nap that’s 2 winks a day.

Double the calorie burn.

Please consult a Doctor before beginning a new exercise regime.

It’s easy to get enthusiastic and do too much at the start.

Don’t wink yourself to death.


Go Professional


Think of this – you could probably wink all day long.

Wink that Weight off.

Wink your way to winning.


How many winks will you need to reach your optimum weight?

Do you have any dietary tips other than winking and celery?



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