Struggling with your weight?
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Good news :
Winking is exercise.
I close my eyes at 9pm open them again at 8am.
1 Wink.
If I have a nap that’s 2 winks a day.
Double the calorie burn.
Please consult a Doctor before beginning a new exercise regime.
It’s easy to get enthusiastic and do too much at the start.
Don’t wink yourself to death.
Go Professional
Think of this – you could probably wink all day long.
Wink that Weight off.
Wink your way to winning.
How many winks will you need to reach your optimum weight?
Do you have any dietary tips other than winking and celery?
The rebel fish 
Finally an exercise program I can endorse.
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And it’s free, after from my fee of 99$ per month obviously
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Put on my account.
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🙂
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There’s always starvation if you don’t like celery. Guess I need to wink in double time or maybe even triple time- do you have music to wink to the beat of?
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You want me to do everything? How about ride of the valkryies?
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Sure I’d love it if you’d do everything, why not :D?
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My go to exercise and diet plan is winter hibernation. Eat like a hog for 7 months, sleep for 5.
Now if only my body would cooperate and go down for the long nap….
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‘exercise’ ?
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Napping, yes.
Very strenuous…
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My Mum told me that winking would make me blind!
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I’m not saying what your mum told me…….
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I know, because she told me what she told you! Something about the church bell rope if I remember correctly.
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Hey. I would have to read that four times to get the insult. That will never happen 🙂
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I believe you had wrapped it around somewhere and she tolled you off
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I’m eating an ice cream sundae as I’m reading this post. So now I must wink at least 500 times. 😉 😉 😉
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Perfect . You c an be my case study . Have another one 🙂
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I was hoping you would say that! 😉
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Lol
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