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Month: April 2019

Fashion Icon comes clean : affiliate warning

GalleryApril 28, 2019April 1, 2019 Tim Willow8 Comments

  Being a fashion icon isn’t as difficult as it sounds. I get to take advantage of product offerings from across the globe This helps me take the lead and develop new trends of dress, that many others emulate.   Top Fashion Blog Hogging   Since I started blogging new opportunities have abounded all over […]

Anyone else up for a gong bath ?

GalleryApril 24, 2019April 23, 2019 Tim Willow18 Comments

Please will you come with me? I won’t be able to relax if you’re not there while they gong at me. I’m thinking of adding a gong bath to my mobile spa service what do you think? What other spa services would you like me to try?   Belonging is Gonging   Everybody reading this […]

Tony and the Queen’s hand

GalleryApril 21, 2019April 7, 2019 Tim Willow14 Comments

You can have many brilliant ideas but if you don’t get it quite right it’s easy for someone to come in and take all the credit. Take my friend Tony for instance. I always went to my grandmothers each Sunday. I always went early and it watched her cook. She used to make the tradition […]

Making mistakes – Hoisted by my own petard 1 linerweds

GalleryApril 17, 2019April 17, 2019 Tim Willow23 Comments

  There is no good or bad but thinking makes it so,Horatio Shakespeare   Ever made any mistakes? I didn’t think so. I expect nothing less from my readers. Faultless human beings. Myself,however, I am made entirely out of mistakes.   How I made them mine Over a long period of time, I learned to […]

Karma costs too much – please bear with us.

GalleryApril 15, 2019April 15, 2019 Tim Willow17 Comments

The Costs of Karma In the law of cause and effect, good actions in life will generate good results and bad actions result in bad ones – good karma and bad karma. Sounds great? But who doesn’t know somebody who never seem to get their comeuppance in life? Many have lived  a bad life but […]

Story of my life, near enough,song lyric sunday

GalleryApril 14, 2019 Tim Willow7 Comments

  Song lyric sunday   I’m not one who usually finishes things. 20 Years ago I played the guitar a little. I couldn’t learn anything so I wrote songs as it was easier. I thought one day I’ll record a few of them and keep them. A few PC changes  and 20  years later, deleting […]

It’s a party and everyone’s having fun

GalleryApril 13, 2019 Tim Willow11 Comments

 she came to me and asked me for a shotgun. Don’t know what it was,maybe intuition, but ,Like me,I thought she had something maybe missing, I said “I hardly know you but I hate to deny you. With a shotgun I cannot supply you. I can maybe find a rope, I’ve got plenty of pills […]

There’s many a chop ‘tween the sloth and the broth

GalleryApril 10, 2019April 10, 2019 Tim Willow16 Comments

  I suddenly thought. The world needs a new adage. All the adages are old and that is not acceptable to me. Nor should it be to anyone. Favorite adage   I thought of a few of my favorites.   there’s many a slip between twixt cup and lip too many cooks spoil the broth […]

Death call etiquette – and hospital wakeups what time to call?

GalleryApril 6, 2019March 24, 2019 Tim Willow9 Comments

  Doesn’t anyone you care about die just after lunch so you can leave work early? They hang on all bloody day then die in their sleep at 3am. In the schadenfreude department at the hospital making a  call at 3am is extra sweet. Lets imagine the schadenfreude department has just informed me about a death. […]

Extra fools needed for the Anecdote provision service

GalleryApril 3, 2019April 1, 2019 Tim Willow16 Comments

  I am quite lucky to be, what most would consider, a bumbling fool. It really helps with my work for the anecdote provision service. Nearly everywhere I go I am able to collect new anecdotes for my job. If you decide to start working for them too, I have got two standard anecdotes for […]

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