My boss called me into his office yesterday.
I was expecting the worst and I got it.
He said “I’m sorry I can’t employ you.”
“Not enough stupid things are happening.”
“You’ve worked here a while and,honestly, you’re not living up to the utter stupidity you promised at the interview. Can you really say that you’ve been a stupid as you can possibly be?”
“There are a lot of people out there,far more stupid than you. This is your last chance.”
Stupidity Failure
Seriously. I’ve done my best.
Where do you think it has gone wrong?
Was everyone else just taking stupid lessons and outdid me while I wasn’t looking?
The world is so competitive at the moment, it seems like everything is on my level.
What else can I do?
Should I go self-employed and start a stupid business working for myself?
It’s awful when you realise all your life you’ve been stupid and one day you look around and everybody seems to be more stupid than you are.
I tried my best.
Consequences and hope
It was my responsibility, commensurate with grade, to do stupid things.
It’s the job I was born to do but I do see a future opportunity.
There a gap in the market, if I can make the leap.
I think I can break into Normal.
That’s where the real money is – going against the trend.
Good luck with stupid. Suckers.
Welcome to the new normal.
How good are you at being stupid?
Do you think you can handle the new normal?
I am not nearly stupid enough. I know this because my dog tells me.
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Can your dog help me with my homework?
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Errrm, it depends how stupid your homework is
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But how can I tell?
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I don’t know. I am as stupid as you 😀
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At least you were smart enough to figure that out
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Lol
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Learned a new word. Seems like I need to up my skills in stupid.
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how about fan-tmesis-tastic. The word inserted into the word is actually what the word means. Not many words start with ‘tm’ great word.
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Love it!
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I’m too stupid to comment. Maybe I should entertain the new normal. Change can be good.
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Yes only change stays the same
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The stupidity bar is quite high these days… lots of competition. Time to up your game.
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I used to be less stupid, but I find I’m stupider now as I age and my memory fades, so all is well!
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we are the lucky ones. We get to watch our own slow deterioration until our inevitable doom, collecting the odd high point until our memories are taken. On a lighter note we can enjoy the same things over and over again
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My dog can help with homework. He could eat it in less than a shake of a tail!
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My readers all seen to have smart dogs
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They have to end up smart, eating all that homework!
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Lol
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Your serious mistake was not posting enough on social media. 😀
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I couldn’t handle all the money. I would make.
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Current political leaders in almost any country you may name are proving that stupid is the new normal. Have you considered running for office?
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I’ll need a deputy……
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I think you’ll need someone more stupid than I am (if that’s possible.)
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You could help me with the interview questions at least..
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Why are you here? Give me an example of stupid is as stupid does. What were your childhood nicknames (can be very telling to see how his/her peers describe him or her.) Pete and Repete were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left? (How many times do you have to repeat this joke before the applicant ‘gets’ it?)
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With those questions I should be your deputy…
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I’m not worthy.
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Richard Feynman: There’s Plenty of Room at the Bottom. (Where all the stupid collects. Keep trying.)
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Funnily enough I did the same things as him aged 10, then our paths diverged slightly..
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Understanding stupid is just a head injury away!
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With head banging you can just keep going until you achieve your goals. A clever,efficient way to become stupid. Highly recommended.
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