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Month: March 2019

Not enough stupid things are happening

GalleryMarch 30, 2019March 24, 2019 Tim Willow32 Comments

My boss called me into his office yesterday. I was expecting the worst and I got it. He said “I’m sorry I can’t employ you.” “Not enough stupid things are happening.” “You’ve worked here a while and,honestly, you’re not living up to the utter stupidity you promised at the interview. Can you really say that […]

If at first… #1linerweds

GalleryMarch 27, 2019March 27, 2019 Tim Willow28 Comments

“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.’ — W.C. Fields The definition of insanity,according to Einstein, is doing the same thing and expecting different results,so I wanted to test this fully. I lived my life for many years in a ridiculous yet consistent […]

What is the oldest of the comedy fruits?

GalleryMarch 23, 2019March 17, 2019 Tim Willow13 Comments

First Bite   Not all fruits are funny. Look at the apple. Where are the jokes? This apple went into a bar.. No it didn’t. It’s an apple. See? The first bite of the apple led to the knowledge of good and evil. Comedy came just after as a way to handle the horror of that […]

Pork Pies and Hair spaghetti – looking good Timmy Boy

GalleryMarch 20, 2019March 17, 2019 Tim Willow16 Comments

This is my first Sponsored post. Please feel free to check my affiliations. As a blogger,especially a humour blogger, the first thing you learn is people just can’t help sending you free products. I have had so many nookmark bookmarks I was able to build a house extension with the bamboo they are made out […]

Eavesdropping on a statue

GalleryMarch 16, 2019March 16, 2019 Tim Willow12 Comments

Hello? Yes. Hi. My battery is a bit low, I can’t talk long. They’ve also turned me to stone. Yes, the medusa. My mistake,really. It’s not too bad. I have a great view. I’m at Castle Howard Yes where they filmed Brideshead Revisited Ugh. I think a dog is going to piss on my plinth. […]

Every thought creates an angel

GalleryMarch 13, 2019October 23, 2018 Tim Willow21 Comments

After I died I moved into a realm of pure thought. My wandering was over yet my worrying had just begun. I realised one thing. Every  thought  that ever existed  exists as energy eternally. Every positive thought creates an angel. I noticed more and more beings surround me as my thoughts manifested. Thousands and thousands […]

I’ve discovered the old mans secret

GalleryMarch 9, 2019March 8, 2019 Tim Willow19 Comments

  To some life is about success, accumulating money, I failed at that. I even failed at killing. that’s how useless I am. Getting one over on other people, gives a  fleeting feeling of joy,superiority. You can become powerful, living  in your temporary freedom with all your wealth. Ruled by your ego with all the illusions  […]

Stephanie Beacham and Me – the Truth

GalleryMarch 6, 2019November 16, 2018 Tim Willow12 Comments

Anecdote Provision Service – Jobs Available Now   As part of my work for the  Anecdote Provision Service (APS) it is my pleasure to share with you another opportunity. Purely for the simple,bored and mindless. I present you with a choice of anecdotes. Don’t use them all at once. Save it for when someone looks […]

What word did your hobo teach you?

GalleryMarch 5, 2019March 4, 2019 Tim Willow15 Comments

As we all know March 5th is remember your hobo day. You remember your hobo, right? Everyone has known at least one. They’re called Tramps in England. A bunch of other stuff has different names in America. We’ve all had that discussion  right? It’s a boot. It’s a tap. It’s a fanny. Lets skip it […]

5 Blogging tips to Save your Soul –

GalleryMarch 2, 2019March 2, 2019 Tim Willow22 Comments

I’ve made a few mistakes in my life. I sold my soul to the Devil, closed the car door right onto my thumb and once turned my finger green with burns while cooking. It ended up as a happy accident as I discovered the Devil’s affiliate scheme. I signed up immediately. My blogging really took […]

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