It is impossible to have a drink in a glass without an argument.
Without some fool making a comment.
I even had to draw the blinds,people were peering through the windows.
Trying to see how much was in it.
Telling me there’s a reason why .
I just could not handle the scrutiny.
I told my reasons again and again.
1. I want to drink what is in the glass.
2. I don’t want to spill anything.
It didn’t stop.
I guess I was unlucky with my neighbors.
An optimist, a pessimist and an engineer.
That’s why I bought a cup.
They can’t handle the cup.
Not knowing the contents drove them mad.
I actually go round carrying my cup when there’s nothing in it.
You’re saying the cups full of air, right?
You’re one of them.
The rebel fish 
Half full is a relative term. If it’s half full of tequila? Cheers!
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A glass? For you? Not a bottle?
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It’s a very large glass…
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🙂
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Glass, cup, bottle, in good any way.
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In maximum possible quantities…
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Hip hip hooray. Hip hip hooray!
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Why is everyone who reads this drog blunk? 🙂
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What have German anchors got to do with anything?
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Nice
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where there’s a will there’s aweigh!
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It probably isn’t even a cup. I bet it’s a tumbler. Or your mug.
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How much do you bet? Given it’s fictional and I’m in charge of making it up…. I mean to say it’s all true, how much?
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I bet your dignity.
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It’s plain blonkers to drink from an empty cup, surely you know that?
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Like Dory said…”Just keep drinking!” 🥤
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🙂 sounds like a plan
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