I’m hoping in our collective memories that we get our priorities right.
It is the things Winston Churchill said once that have more importance.
I once said “You can’t see the pigs for the clocks.”
Where’s my bust in the white house?
Ok – it was a spoonerism. I meant to say you can’t see the clock for the pigs.
I was looking at a pig covered clock at the time.
The White House picks up on those kind of mistakes. That must be the reason.
I also said “Success consists of going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.”
more times than Winston Churchill did in his life.
I have never said “pass the butter.” as Churchill did every single day.
You know why?
I organise things better than Churchill.
I have the butter near enough on the table relative to the length of my arms.
I just have that kind of brain.
Are you a better butter getter than Churchill or are you equally hopeless?
Welcome to another one liner wednesday
This is more than a one-liner but it is Wednesday.