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Month: December 2018

Why are you whispering?

GalleryDecember 29, 2018December 29, 2018 Tim Willow32 Comments

There is one thing you do not need to practice. Riding a bike. Everyone says you never forget how to ride a bike. No need to practice. I can ride a bike anytime I want.   What about Whispering?   Every now and again I whisper for no reason at all. I just need the […]

Pre-birth party for Sentients : Who will you be?

GalleryDecember 25, 2018December 22, 2018 Tim Willow17 Comments

Sentient Timeless Energy   She was the  the last human I got to know quite well. I tried to explain to her  how my sentience is a form of energy beyond time. The energy never dies just changes form. I manifest as pure sentience amongst all living things. I think she thought I was trying to […]

Inside the wolf enclosure

GalleryDecember 22, 2018December 21, 2018 Tim Willow9 Comments

Wolf enclosure Imagine you are watching me in the wolf cage. You took the  above photo and many more. You watch me make my 2nd mistake of the day – lie on my back. I found out that day that wolves like me. Really like me. You formulate a question and wait until I leave […]

Failure is impossible if… #1linerweds

GalleryDecember 19, 2018December 19, 2018 Tim Willow12 Comments

Following the Bill gates quote  (happy worker is a hard worker) I remembered on another Wednesday. I remembered writing this down somewhere. It seems most people try and avoid failure. Yet the quickest way to  learn is to make mistakes. I knew this. So I tried to make as many mistakes as possible. That didn’t […]

Can I rent your consciousness?

GalleryDecember 18, 2018December 17, 2018 Tim Willow23 Comments

It is never too late to be what you might have been. – George Eliot   Hi. My Name is Tim Willow. I always struggled in sales as I could never commit myself to the product. Until today. I came across an opportunity arrives that was just too good to turn down. I  quit my […]

How do we stop being so self-ish?

GalleryDecember 15, 2018December 15, 2018 Tim Willow19 Comments

“I must be willing to give up what I am in order to become what I will be.” – Albert Einstein Why are you all so selfish?   Are you worried people will take advantage of you? What’s wrong with being a bit kinder? Life is for-giving right? Don’t you hate all that talk? Well […]

Youth is wasted on the Young #1linerweds

GalleryDecember 12, 2018December 12, 2018 Tim Willow14 Comments

Oscar Wilde said the young know the price of everything and the value of nothing. The quote I’ve added to has the same sentiment but I wonder if the same could apply at all stages of life. There is always someone who is ahead of you, who knows more than you, until one day, the […]

The hope found in a dead mouse

GalleryDecember 8, 2018December 8, 2018 Tim Willow19 Comments

My  father was always filling my tiny mouse brain  with mouse-lore. He always said the early bird catches the worm but the only free cheese is in the mouse trap. I thought “Yay. Free cheese.” The mouse-lore was wisdom down the generations of mice,from fathers to sons. Even my father was first mouse for one […]

There are two kinds of people #1liner weds

GalleryDecember 5, 2018 Tim Willow22 Comments

There are two kinds of people. Those that have considered being stuffed after they die and those that haven’t. Ted Danson   You’ve got bad skin   You have several options in life regarding your skin – even if you’re a communist. You can do nothing  or…. you can get 45 million different types of […]

Whats the difference between fish and pigs?

GalleryDecember 4, 2018December 4, 2018 Tim Willow24 Comments

Some guy on TV stuck on a desert island was declaring himself a pescetarian. That doesn’t mean he was annoying – even though he clearly was. It meant that he only eats fish. He was doing a big boy cry as some others wanted to kill a pig. So I asked him through my TV […]

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