Be Honest
Let’s face it.
You have to do it.
You have been told not to do it all your life.
You try not to be caught doing it.
You are shouted at when you are seen doing it.
You do it in the car a lot. I’ve seen you.
STOP
When you get a good bit –
Do you roll it first or are you a flicker?
Is it too salty?
Do you always discard it in a bin?
Does it sometimes go on the carpet?
You Disgust Me
Have you left any in other people’s houses?
You didn’t tell them did you?
It could stick to their bare feet.
They could be taking it to bed without knowing.
Check
Is anyone looking?
You could do it right now.
You do need to do it.
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I think it’s because I got distracted as I found a good bit.
I’m a roller.
The rebel fish 
Beautifully written
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Well, at least you limited the options to roll or flick. I’m glad you didn’t go to “eat.”
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You know when they say ‘there’s always one?’ this time it was you 🙂
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Lol, Pasting is another option until it dries.
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I’ll make notes for an update… 🙂
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Nothing is sacred anymore………….
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I’m sure I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.
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🙂 like the majority of the world
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Keep in mind, although you cannot pick your friends, you can…
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….pick friends who don’t pick?
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By George, I think she’s got it!
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Yes.
But who’s George? And why should he care…?
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I’d like to be the first to say, “Ewww”…
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Oh booger.
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‘s not fair to only give the 2 choices!
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Please elaborate :). 2nd thoughts…… (Would work well for poetry …. :)). But maybe not 🙂
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Bogies come, and bogies go, and some fly through the air
and when you get to pick your friends’, others should beware!
(a very important apostrophe!)
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That was much much better than quite good 🙂 it’s funny what you end up doing in life sometimes 🙂
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What’s a roller? I’m thinking like hair roller and I know that’s not it.. but I mean you can take that bed to🤨
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Who nose? Think of the nose 🙂
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wow. a post about picking…
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😂😂😂😂😂
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I still don’t know your methods….. (Take the 5th perhaps 🙂 )
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And you’ll never know….Bwhahaha
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Sounds bad. Best I don’t 🙂
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