Obviously I’m quite bright and must therefore be one of the first to realise.
You may not be aware and are therefore quite dumb.
Two famous characters, we are all familiar with, have been killed.
The old man who was snoring and the chicken crossing the road – got to the other side.
A tragedy completely ignored by the lamestream media.
Please sit down, for a second. This gets serious.
Nursery rhyme massacre
Many of the characters in nursery rhymes have been dying at the end of their rhymes.
Some accidental,some by suicide but many among them have been murdered.
The Survivors
Little beau beep and a little boy with lots of wool are still alive and well.
The old woman who swallowed a horse was considered to be a suicide.
Our thoughts go out to her family.
Victims Ignored.
All people in Nursery Rhymes have a right to justice.
Were you in a Nursery Rhyme?
Have you been a victim of Nursery Rhyme crime?
Even if you fell of a wall,or had your nose pecked off by a blackbird.
I urge you to get in touch.
You may be eligible for compensation.
Wanted for further questioning
The Nursery Rhyme Police are still on the lookout for Goosey,Goosey,Gander.
If you see him. Do not approach. He is considered dangerous.
A thought for the fallen
While the Nursery Rhyme Police are making every effort to catch the killer,lets just take a moment to remember the fallen.
Tim Willow bringing communities together.
I read this the other day. I must have written it a few months ago.
I thought “Oh. I’m just mad.”
Then I got over it.
Goosey, goosey, gander,
Whither dost thou wander?
Upstairs and downstairs
And in my lady’s chamber.
There I met an old man
Who wouldn’t say his prayers;
I took him by the left leg,
And threw him down the stairs
The rebel fish 
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown. Jill came tumbling after. Did she push him or did he drag her down with him?
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lol 🙂 murder is everywhere
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Hahaha, that should surely get in a book!
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thanks 🙂 maybe one day i’ll roll a bunch of posts together.. job done 🙂 BEWARE OF THE GOOSE
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When you expand your riff on the Nursery Rhyme police, feel free to include it.
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the nursery rhyme police are seeking new recruits, if you’re interested 🙂
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I never gave it much thought, but you’re right. There’s an alarming rate of genocide in dear old Mother Goose. The Nursery Rhyme police should probably look a little closer at Miss Muffet. I never trusted that bitch.
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🙂
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Also be on the lookout for the fat Billy Goats Gruff.
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I’m worried about my Wee Willie Winkie!
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🙂 you know what? It was a long time ago but that really scared me. I guess you’re supposed to forget that stuff when you get older…
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I think that was the idea, to get children to bed, and asleep, rather than on their mobile phones. Oh, hang on, we didn’t have such things then!!!! Must have been comics, with a torch, under the blankets.
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Actually, the old man hit his head and went to bed and didn’t get up ’til morning… presumably to have his concussion looked at by a medical professional…
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The murderer reveals himself 🙂
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LOL! I loved this. It made me think of Struwwelpeter, which is a book of short stories for children that each demonstrate a moral, and displays the DISASTROUS consequences for the children who don’t obey. The image on the front cover is a laugh in itself.
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Had never heard of it. The bogeyman and I guess where Edward Scissorhands came from
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Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
BRILLIANT—VERY ENLIGHTENING! 😀
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