Breaking news : The old man and the chicken


Obviously I’m quite bright and must therefore be one of the first to realise.

You may not be aware and are therefore quite dumb.

Two famous characters, we are all familiar with, have been killed.

The old man who was snoring and the chicken crossing the road – got to the other side.

A tragedy completely ignored by the lamestream media.

Please sit down, for a second. This gets serious.


Nursery rhyme massacre   


Many of the characters in  nursery rhymes have been dying at the end of their rhymes.

Some accidental,some by suicide but many among them  have been murdered.


The  Survivors


Little beau beep and a little boy with lots of wool are still alive and well.

The old woman who swallowed a horse was considered to be a suicide.

Our thoughts go out to her family.


Victims Ignored.


All people in Nursery Rhymes have a right to justice.

Were you in a Nursery Rhyme?

Have you been a victim of Nursery Rhyme crime?

Even if you fell of a wall,or had your nose pecked off by a blackbird.

I urge you to get in touch.

You may be eligible for compensation.


Wanted for further questioning


The Nursery Rhyme Police are still on the lookout for Goosey,Goosey,Gander.

If you see him. Do not approach. He is considered dangerous.


A thought for the fallen

While the Nursery Rhyme Police are making every effort to catch the killer,lets just take a moment to remember the fallen.


Tim Willow  bringing communities together.

I read this the other day. I must have written it a few months ago.

I thought “Oh. I’m just mad.”

Then I got over it.

Goosey, goosey, gander,
Whither dost thou wander?
Upstairs and downstairs
And in my lady’s chamber.

There I met an old man
Who wouldn’t say his prayers;
I took him by the left leg,
And threw him down the stairs



17 thoughts on “Breaking news : The old man and the chicken

  1. I never gave it much thought, but you’re right. There’s an alarming rate of genocide in dear old Mother Goose. The Nursery Rhyme police should probably look a little closer at Miss Muffet. I never trusted that bitch.

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  2. LOL! I loved this. It made me think of Struwwelpeter, which is a book of short stories for children that each demonstrate a moral, and displays the DISASTROUS consequences for the children who don’t obey. The image on the front cover is a laugh in itself.

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