Playing the bagpipes is everyone’s dream right?
Then why not become a piper at a golf course?
There are at least 17,448 golf courses in america
At 5pm there is at least one that hires a Scottish piper to stand outside the bar and play the bagpipes.
From my personal knowledge that means there are at least 17,447 job vacancies.
Expertise in bagpipes not a requirement.
You just need to make a noise with them.
You’ll figure it out.
It’s all about taking off your underwear and looking drunk,as far as I can tell.
Oh yes – and the Kilt.
Scottish nationality not a requirement.
Remember – if you’re drunk enough – everyone will assume you’re Scottish.
Speech must be unintelligible.
Work starts at 4.55pm each day and ends at 5.05pm.
It is expected to stay on and drink after that, just enough to become Scottish.
Usually everyone is Scottish by about 1am.
If you manage yourself professionally sometimes in the morning you will wake up Scottish.
After that your time is your own.