Express Yourself
There are many ways to express yourself in life.
One is using words.
You can write them out randomly or put them in some sort of order.
You can be a hero, or you can be a fool.
Take some pleasure that you have said all the same words as the best of them,only you used a different order.
Don’t give jam to the pigs – Kirstie Allie
Kirstie has done many things in her life but, I find, she always managed to keep on top of her French idioms.
“donner de la confiture aux cochons” ( to give jam to pigs), means giving something great to someone who doesn’t deserve it.
In this case I am the exception to the rule. I deserve everything I get.
All of the quotes I use is a re-arrangement of words used in the named person’s life.
The rebel fish takes no responsibility for the order of the words or any meaning that may be attached.
The Jam- Jello controversy.
On English TV Kirstie Allie said the word jam quite recently. So I was able to complete my quote at the last second.
My entry for one line wednesday
The rebel fish 
I take issue with the meaning of that quote. Pigs are lovely animals and they deserve all the jam in the world.
🐷🍯
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Take it up with Kirstie, she’s the one spreading this pernicious human-pig jam apartheid
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I agree, why shouldn’t pigs have jam? They’re perfectly lovely creatures who provide the world with bacon. Let them eat jam!
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Is this some kind of guilt from your gratuitous life-long pig murder? Take it up with head office.
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Possibly.
Or maybe I just prefer my bacon sweetened….
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judging by existing varieties of american ham I’ve seen – I expect jello varieties to appear within the next day or two. Tell me is it possible to buy unsweetened ham? I can’t find normal ham anywhere. i suppose it would help if I went to a shop. But I want to cook my own ham!
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Down south, smoked ham is more popular than sweet. And what’s wrong with maple brown sugar honeyed ham anyway? It will save you putting sweetener in your coffee….
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Coffee ham?
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It’s not out of the realm of possibility…..
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I imagine that a pig would enjoy the jam, where some people would start looking at the ingredient list, the calorie count, wondering if the cracker was gluten-free or whether the jam was from organic fruit. I think I’d take it back and say “I’ll just give this jam to a pig!”
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Hah! 🙂
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I prefer cranberry jelly with my ham, but I tend to make a pig of myself. Then, of course, I am bound to smear myself with cranberry jelly. Being bound, and being covered in cranberry jelly, WOW, what better way to spend an afternoon?
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a strange life you lead 🙂 I tend to feel that should rhyme but I forgive you 🙂
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I’m going to use this one liner. Some how some way. I really like it!
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I guess it’s a similar one to cast not your pearls before swine – but better!
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Are you really in a jam if you also have peanut butter?
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I am pro choice for all pigs. Butter or jam
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To be fair – if I had a pig I would give it all the jam it wanted 😂
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Then you’d eat it? Or watch TV with it? Pigs are good company 🙂
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