Moving on up
After I left the funeral game, and tired of selling front doors,
I set up a little business offering treatments door to door.
The idea you could get that lovely spa feeling from the comfort of your own home.
Glow-body Knows
The idea soon morphed into ‘glow’ wherever you are.
Contact the service and one of our drivers would drive to wherever you are.
At work,at the mall, in a dirty hole.
You’d be glowing in minutes.
Here’s how the original spa idea was formed
Service breakdown
Our current services :
Mud Glow – Self Esteem Double
One of our glowers will smear you with mud and tell you how brilliant you are.
Wipe downs not included.
Foot Glow therapy
Stick your feet in our fish buckets and have them mildly gnawed for ten minutes.
Cod only – no longer available.
The Glowing Stones
Lie down while I pile stones on your back.
We can insult your friends and associates as the stones relax you.
Maximum glow
All services in 10 minutes.
Mud – Self esteem – Fish buckets
You really can glow wherever you are.
Maybe you like to glow so much you want to turn it into your day job.
Why not join one of our glowing team?
You can get job satisfaction from knowing you’re helping people relax in a meaningful way.
If you want to move into the mobile spa game let me offer some advice :
Do you want a permanent glow?
The only advice I would give you is to start small.
When I first started, I didn’t have a van with a logo, I would just show up with a couple of buckets of fish in the trunk.
I added a collapsible camping chair. The client could really relax at the side of the road while the the fish nibbled away.
I added the services organically over time.
It meant the business grew slowly without me getting too overwhelmed at the start.
If you’re interested in franchise opportunities, get in touch.
I’m also finalising a contract with Uber with a view to expanding their service.
As well as their taxi service and Uber Eats we soon expect them to offer Uber Feets.
Would you be able to suggest a better name?
I took a lot of my proceeds from selling one-side windows,so I did have money to invest in my Spa idea.
The biggest bonus I found is my cost of keeping the fish was near zero.
Once I got regular ‘glowers’,as I called my customers, I didn’t need fish food.
Once they were too big for the bucket I sold them to the local fish and chip shop.
I will take a glowing stones thanks. 😀
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Ok. I’ll get my uber feets guy right out
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Thanks, but I think I’ll stick to farting in the bath.
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I suppose the service where we insult your friends to make you feel better is superfluous in your case? 🙂
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How ’bout, “All Undressed and No Place to Glow”?
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🙂 you’re hired.
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The thought that my fish and chips may have contained old aunt Gertrude’s foot skin is a little off putting… but kudos to Uber Feets. That’s bound to go global.
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Optional cider bucket for Maine residents…
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Sold!
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Witty
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I definitely want the foot glow therapy. This part: “We can insult your friends and associates as the stones relax you” sounds especially relaxing.
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fish and chips afterwards….
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These days it’s all about melding words together.
Uber Feets could be OO-feets
Fish buckets could be… Well, you get the idea.
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You know it took me far too long to get that.
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Getting old, Tim..
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Hah! Running a spa empire isn’t easy. I help everyone else, yet there’s no-one to help me. Cue violins.
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😦
You know what they say, Tim… Don’t make sense. Make sausages.
Or just relax with your feet in a fucket.
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