Ask a silly question – get a silly answer. Attila the Hun Perhaps my expectations were all messed up. Perhaps my questions weren’t silly enough. If I ask a silly question, is it really too much to ask to get a silly answer? Did you ever steal my toes in a dream? Which toe is […]
I’d do anything for a tidy house. I have my cat but she just gets on with her own business, and she can’t talk to me. I spend a lot of time with my Genie. I could keep him in his lamp all the time but I’m a bit lonely. So I rub him […]
Not the most inspiring quote. Don’t we prefer something completely optimistic? Do we want realism in our quotes? In quote world, one phrase is enough and all your problems disappear. Repeating it to yourself and to others can help to make it real. As drops of water slowly fill a jar, so little quote […]
Playing the bagpipes is everyone’s dream right? Then why not become a piper at a golf course? There are at least 17,448 golf courses in america At 5pm there is at least one that hires a Scottish piper to stand outside the bar and play the bagpipes. From my personal knowledge that means there are at least […]
Sausages in Fiction hopes I emailed ten sausage factories one day. I needed to make sure my sense out of non-sense post was completely realistic. I was interested in finding out ideas that would improve production for a fictional sausage situation. A fictional sausage situation is often the best one to find yourself in. Only […]
Express Yourself There are many ways to express yourself in life. One is using words. You can write them out randomly or put them in some sort of order. You can be a hero, or you can be a fool. Take some pleasure that you have said all the same words as the best of […]
Moving on up After I left the funeral game, and tired of selling front doors, I set up a little business offering treatments door to door. The idea you could get that lovely spa feeling from the comfort of your own home. Glow-body Knows The idea soon morphed into ‘glow’ wherever you are. Contact […]
Youthful Humiliation For many years my mother and I were estranged. I prickled when she was brought up in conversations. We just didn’t get on. I wanted to move away from it all. To forget. Every time I tried to tell her something that I felt was wrong or I knew or made […]
