Be Honest Let’s face it. You have to do it. You have been told not to do it all your life. You try not to be caught doing it. You are shouted at when you are seen doing it. You do it in the car a lot. I’ve seen you. STOP When you get […]
Obviously I’m quite bright and must therefore be one of the first to realise. You may not be aware and are therefore quite dumb. Two famous characters, we are all familiar with, have been killed. The old man who was snoring and the chicken crossing the road – got to the other side. A tragedy completely ignored by […]
but the penis mightier than the sword William Shakespeare Re-enactment Each year the mayor held a medieval re-enactment at Bamburgh castle. A famous castle, directly on the coast at Northumberland, in North East England. The battle was set up at the front of the keep, towards the Neville Tower. If you looked out to […]
I’m important. You need to know right now When you land phones are release from airplane mode. Calls are made. Family and various business people are informed. These days are the days when things have to be done. Things have to be seen to be done, otherwise who would know that the things are […]
Ask a silly question – get a silly answer. Attila the Hun Perhaps my expectations were all messed up. Perhaps my questions weren’t silly enough. If I ask a silly question, is it really too much to ask to get a silly answer? Did you ever steal my toes in a dream? Which toe is […]
I’d do anything for a tidy house. I have my cat but she just gets on with her own business, and she can’t talk to me. I spend a lot of time with my Genie. I could keep him in his lamp all the time but I’m a bit lonely. So I rub him […]
Not the most inspiring quote. Don’t we prefer something completely optimistic? Do we want realism in our quotes? In quote world, one phrase is enough and all your problems disappear. Repeating it to yourself and to others can help to make it real. As drops of water slowly fill a jar, so little quote […]
Playing the bagpipes is everyone’s dream right? Then why not become a piper at a golf course? There are at least 17,448 golf courses in america At 5pm there is at least one that hires a Scottish piper to stand outside the bar and play the bagpipes. From my personal knowledge that means there are at least […]
Sausages in Fiction hopes I emailed ten sausage factories one day. I needed to make sure my sense out of non-sense post was completely realistic. I was interested in finding out ideas that would improve production for a fictional sausage situation. A fictional sausage situation is often the best one to find yourself in. Only […]
Express Yourself There are many ways to express yourself in life. One is using words. You can write them out randomly or put them in some sort of order. You can be a hero, or you can be a fool. Take some pleasure that you have said all the same words as the best of […]
