Guest Post: Is Animal Heaven Broken by Tim Willow

Thanks to Charles for hosting my post. I couldn’t resist passing it on to my normal blonkers.

Legends of Windemere

(Say hello to Tim Willow and check out his blog.  Link after this fun post.)

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When things get bad for me, I pray to God.

When things get really bad I drink vodka martinis.

On this day I felt close to God but may also have been drinking vodka martinis.

The world started spinning and I almost felt like I was outside my body.

Feeling Beyond Death

I woke up in a field of grass,filled with sheep. Beyond my field all I could see was more fields filled with grass. The sheep all eating.

I could hear the rip of the grass as they tore it from the ground.

I could not tell if I had died or if I was dreaming.

The sheep closest to me, looked at me strangely.

“Hello,” the sheep said ” I’m supposed to show you round.”

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