Thanks to Charles for hosting my post. I couldn’t resist passing it on to my normal blonkers.
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When things get bad for me, I pray to God.
When things get really bad I drink vodka martinis.
On this day I felt close to God but may also have been drinking vodka martinis.
The world started spinning and I almost felt like I was outside my body.
Feeling Beyond Death
I woke up in a field of grass,filled with sheep. Beyond my field all I could see was more fields filled with grass. The sheep all eating.
I could hear the rip of the grass as they tore it from the ground.
I could not tell if I had died or if I was dreaming.
The sheep closest to me, looked at me strangely.
“Hello,” the sheep said ” I’m supposed to show you round.”
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In street language (I think) this is baad, really baad!
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ironically a small pun is called a punnet which is longer than a normal pun
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I didn’t quite catch that, but, since you seem to have a spare net, I may now be able to!
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Almost missed that one!
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Rest assured I am doing my part to fill sheep heaven with lambs…..
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extra lamb less.. lobster
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