Thanks to Charles for hosting my post. I couldn’t resist passing it on to my normal blonkers.
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When things get bad for me, I pray to God.
When things get really bad I drink vodka martinis.
On this day I felt close to God but may also have been drinking vodka martinis.
The world started spinning and I almost felt like I was outside my body.
Feeling Beyond Death
I woke up in a field of grass,filled with sheep. Beyond my field all I could see was more fields filled with grass. The sheep all eating.
I could hear the rip of the grass as they tore it from the ground.
I could not tell if I had died or if I was dreaming.
The sheep closest to me, looked at me strangely.
“Hello,” the sheep said ” I’m supposed to show you round.”
“Everything you can see, and as…
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