I highly recommend selling your soul.
Lets face it. Things haven’t worked out for you that well.
Lets be honest.
There’s a lot of life still to live.
Why not make the rest of it something special?
The Devil could even make sure you have a full life span.
Free life insurance if you like.
Devil is in the details
It can be a tense negotiation – selling your soul.
He negotiated quite well for a dumb devil.
He told me I was worthless. I told him I was worth the whole world.
We both moved a little to get the deal done.
I narrowed it down to two choices.
An obvious choice in the end.
So minus one soul and with my Nookmark Bookmark I settled down to a lifetime of
reading followed by an eternity of torture.
A worthy trade.
You can even put your glasses or something inside it.
You want in?
I would highly recommend you give it a go.
Although I doubt you could negotiate as well as me.
That dumb devil took his lesson that day.
I got a Nookmark Bookmark for goodness sake.
Have you already sold your soul? What did you get for it?
Souls for sale
If you are interested in selling your soul, get in touch.
In the interests of transparency I should declare I am now an affiliate for the Devil.
A great deal. For each soul I get one extra year of life.
More time with my Nookmark Bookmark.
But hey, if you want some quality life changing product – put your soul on the table.
What do you want in exchange for your soul?
Apart from the things I have done and haven’t done – I have no regrets.
I’m not the only Devils affiliate – be careful.
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. Not everyone has my integrity.
The Devils affiliate is only one of many jobs I’ve had over my time.
Thanks be to Nookmark Bookmark for letting me use their image.
There is a decent chance I would have used it anyway.
I’ve already sold my soul. These things don’t bother me so much.
I should add I am not an affiliate of Nookmark Bookmark, I think they think I’m mad.
But I do know what the Devil keeps on his night table.
Did you read this? You must be blonkers.