Splashing is the best fun to be had. There I said it.
What happened to you?
Your Mother
You know I’m telling the truth.
When was the last time you felt truly happy?
When was the last time you jumped in a puddle?
You forget the joy, you try to grow up.
So as an adult getting unexpectedly wet only results in anger.
Surprise wetness is not good. Wetness can only be enjoyed if it is deliberate.
Why aren’t you splashing right now?
You got old, you got a job and somewhere along the way, you just lost that simple joy.
It may have been years since your last splash.
Can you feel it?
That Urge.
Splash Club
Can I encourage you to start your own splash club?
It’s like fight club only for puddles.
Guaranteed joy and guaranteed to annoy other adults.
What could be better than that?
Fight club for puddles? I’m in….
Literally, and figuratively.
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The first rule of puddle club never mention puddle club. Also getting older we get to create our own puddles.
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Bathing in meringues!
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This is adult splashing, not insanity 🙂
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Am I not even allowed a little insane splashing? I may have to stamp my feet!
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Are you providing your own puddles or are you still a young man in that regard?
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If only I had a Tena for every time I’d heard that!
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Hah! I like it when things work out like that, almost like I served you under arm :). But I was clueless!
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Kama, without the Sutra!
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100% guaranteed no sutra
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Just make sure the puddles urine are not the puddles your in.
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If it’s your own it’s making the best of a bad situation 🙂
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Good one.
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I want my splashing club to be in the ocean!!!! I’m ready, are you?
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No, not the same. But if you are bored and stuck in an office all day, it might be a pleasant distraction.
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Oh yes, the joy of jumping into puddles! I’ve always been tempted to have one of those inflatable kids’ pool in the garden, a kind of artificial puddle. I suppose I could always splash the coffee in my coffee cup, not quite the same thing somehow 🙂
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Sounds like a finger splash. Not the same at all.
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Biscuit splashing in said cup doesn’t produce the euphoria associated with puddle splashing either.
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