‘They’ say, “The best way to a mans’ heart is through his stomach”
Not for Miss Dennehy it seemed. She pleaded guilty to the Peterborough ditch murders and seemed annoyed at being asked to return to court “I pleaded guilty and that’s that. I’m not coming back down here again just to say the same stuff.”
If you think think you may have found Mr Right it might be worth studying Gray’s Anatomy, in particular the sections on the sternum and pericardium.
Pretty sure the best way to a mans heart is through the chest wall.
Another time-saving tip for successful,time-saving healing or harming.
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Perfeclty correct . Will it catch on? Also reminds me of a murders excuse on Queen Victorias birthday https://rebelfish.blog/2018/07/17/the-sharpest-knife-in-the-drawer-queen-victorias-coronation/
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True… but “The best way to a man’s heart is through the pericardium” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
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Depends if you want to win his heart or slice into it. You’re married right? 🙂 All marriages have those pericardium moments…
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Yes, a working knowledge of anatomy is necessary for a happy marriage to survive. It’s good to know the tender spots, especially if your steak knives are dull.
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Hang that on your fridge next to you other perfect comments 🙂
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Boning knives are an excellent alternative if ones steak knives aren’t sharp enough.
You’re absolutely correct though, it’s worth knowing those tender spots, for those moments when there are no knives to hand. 😀
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You lot are terrifying 😂😂😂
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Of course he could always wear his heart on his sleeve, that would make it a lot easier to get at. No need for surgery at all.
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indeed it would.
The idea of having to plug the aorta back in each time clothing was removed or changed is concerning.
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This is true, it would skip a beat each time.
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…and you’d probably lose quite a lot of blood and it could get quite messy.
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yeh I guess the first heart operations putting it on peoples sleeve wasn’t the best idea.
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