Give a man a fish,end a man with fish

“Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man how to fish, he eats for a lifetime.”

Did you ever give anyone a fish?

Without asking first?

You can’t just go up to men giving out fish.

Even worse, did you ever give a fish just to a man?

You’ve heard of woman right?

Don’t you think some of them might want a fish?

FISH GIVING DISASTER.

I gave out a fish once.  Teaching was not an option.

There was no way I was going to learn to fish first – I needed a quick fix to feel good about myself.

If I had only read the statistics first.

The primary reason men turn into stalkers – FISH.

FISH GIVING NIGHTMARE

I Handed out the fish.

My life became an absolute nightmare, this slightly smelly man following me asking for fish.

Although he may have been asking for the time, as I’m a bit deaf.

To be fair, I’m not even sure it was the same man.

FISH GIVING FREEDOM

But I found a solution with my second fish giveaway.

The Fugu fish  : Staving hunger and guaranteeing death. Unless it’s cooked properly.

It normally takes three years training in Japan before you’re allowed to prepare it.

People generally consider the liver the tastiest part,but it is also the most poisonous. It can result in full paralysis while you remain fully conscious. not my first choice if it was my own death, but for a male fish stalker – what choice did I have?

I have made a particularly bad living at being the Jack of no trades, so

why not add cooking poisonous fish badly to my list of talents?

So I upped my good juju  with my free fugu and  felt…

not quite on it like a bonnet but more where’s it’s at like a hat.

One mans fish is another mans poison

Note to add :

No bears were harmed by the writing of these words.

 

 

16 thoughts on “Give a man a fish,end a man with fish

  1. After conducting a survey, 100% of females asked confirmed that they did like fish.
    Market research has shown that it would be advantageous to also teach a woman to fish and to consider a shoal of fish rather than a bouquet of flowers.

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