Don’t open a lemonade shop like my father did.
Everybody’s getting lemons all the time. For free.
What was he thinking?
People are so damned positive these days,lemonade is everywhere .
You know what happened?
My father filled his van with his useless lemons and drove off a cliff.
Here’s a photo of him relaxing in happier times :
Your damned positivity killed my father.
So when life gives you lemons think about that.