Don’t open a lemonade shop like my father did.
Everybody’s getting lemons all the time. For free.
What was he thinking?
People are so damned positive these days,lemonade is everywhere .
You know what happened?
My father filled his van with his useless lemons and drove off a cliff.
Here’s a photo of him relaxing in happier times :
Your damned positivity killed my father.
So when life gives you lemons think about that.
The rebel fish 
Hahahaha! OMG.
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Looking at it sideways;
(RIP your father)
When life hands you lemons,
How about adding two parts draft of the daft and shaking vigorously and spinning clockwise on the spot? – at the same time – ha !!
(Something to do with ear canals and centrifugal force)
Then enjoy and delight in the ensuing Lemon Linguistics?
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It seems you didn’t care about my father St all 🙂
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